Penis-Head, Literally

Yeah, China

Spyware name: Ghost Rat.

• Can spy on every e-mail and keystroke on your "humble desktop computer" including the ability to turn on your web-cam and microphone
• Can find out the names of  all documents and applications you have on your computer
• Tools used are can all be downloaded from the internet. 

One of the theories regarding Ghost Rat and this "murky realm" of cyber spying is that the people behind this are the Chinese government in order to spy on the Dalai Lama (His office discovered the bug), but "all signs point to China."

Just imagining all those cute/malicious pandas blatantly spying on the DL and specific international NGOs is enough to make this panda's chest puff up with pride...or is that shame?

Here's a podcast about it.

Why So Sad, Panda?

Ponies Gone Wild!

This panda always hated My Little Pony. That stupid song about rainbows (I hated rainbows as a child.  That's normal, right?) and secret names and what have you, and their horrible cartoon.  

Not to mention their funny sweet plastic smell and hair.  WTF ponies do not have people hair! Nor should they get in a turquoise human shaped bath tub.  (This was one of the accessories I got as a birthday present one year)

Luckily for me, Mari Kasurinen has made My Little Ponies accessible and even, (gasp!) lovable to Pony haters around the world.  

Honestly, when you are drawing from classic themes you can never go wrong.  Isn't that right, Cubee Craft?

Is it me or is the My Little Slave Leia strangely attractive?  More so than her human model.

I don't even like Alien vs. Predator but these are off the hook! Predator is about to F some Alien up! 

A classic duo that only seems appropriate done up in pony.

And you thought the Heath Ledger version was scary.  See you in my nightmares, Joker Pony.

Addendum: I'm Really Really Dumb, Apparently

Notice that The Coldest Winter Ever made the list.  But what about Midnight?  Thanks to Shotor this panda has had the pleasure of reading the latest book from the streets, in 3 days mind you.  The author's son has been heard to say that the book changed his life.  But honestly, the book seems more like an opportunity to rag on black women.  Does it seem that way to anyone else?  Because I know you all have read it.  Don't lie.

Additionally the book seems to condone the Sudanese lifestyle, which, while I'll say there is nothing wrong with, seems very odd in that the main character is married by the time he is 14.  To a 16-years-young (the protagonist's words, not mine) Japanese girl.  She is amazingly fitted; her outfits are described to the most minute detail.  Yet, call it panda intuition, I can't help feeling like her Asian-ness is exploited somewhat in with her brilliant artistry, her crazy hooked-up outfits, and the fact that she doesn't speak English.  

Here are some photos of the major players from the inside of the book cover:

          
     
               

                        
     
                                       

Hello, Sweatpants?

Panda calling.

Please come over right now and get on my bottom.

OK?

Bring Sweatshorts if she cares to come along.

Great.

See you soon.

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