Boat Theme Trilemma

Panda's love theme parties. But what does one do when faced with a Boat themed pary?
Do you go Pirate? Yacht Style? Naval?

Of course this panda's armoire contains one entire outfit made out of a combination of the 3.

Here were some options:

1. A Naval Officers Hat, Sword and Scabbard. Dress uni. (From pops) with sailor jeans. No shirt.
   
2. Boat shoes, knot earrings and a shirt with chains all over it—accessory, scarf with map of Bahamas. No Pants
   
3. Eye Patch.

Here's the look that made it out and was consequentially dubbed "Fly Boatist":

Did You See???

CB wearing my current favorite pattern.

Fan Mail

Look what I got!
All the way from Shanghai via Missouri.
I'm awesome!

Pegasu

Current Obsession:
Yesterday this panda waited in line for WAY too long at a HUF warehouse sale.

Interesting Panda Fact #189: Panda's are very patient yet also discreet—just try to worm the amount of time wasted, I mean spent enjoyably in line out of me, I dare you.

By the way, when you say "HUGE!!! warehouse sale" doesn't that imply that the warehouse is huge? This panda does not proclaim to be an English Professor, or even be a native English speaker for that matter, but ??? The "warehouse" was a tiny storefront and former salon in one of those "neighborhoods", you know, the fancy ones.

So besides my obvious new obsession with "air quotes" I also got these:

Then I preceded to put them on and spend a good hour looking at all the other colorways online. While wearing them.
Ultimate dork status! Haha! Victory is mine!

2 Birds With One Stone

"Yo, Chris Brown, I know you're picking up trash and all and Imma let you finish, but Boy George is the best trash picker-upper of all-time." - Kanye

November 19, 2009: Fire, Brimstone, Free Books?

Oh man, are you in for a treat! This video is great! A Romanian who says "hella" what could be more exciting than that! Answer: A Romanian who clowns Kurt Cameron!



Here is the 50 Page "introduction" (did I mention that she also uses air quotes?)

And here, for old time's sake, is the Banana Guy.

There's Only One Problem

Mick Bigman has a problem. He comes from a long line of surfers; his father was an amateur surfer, his grandfather Rod Bigman a surf champion who appeared in 1960's beach movies like Beach Bongo. Unfortunately, Nick suffers from Hydrophobia, an anxiety disorder that plagues many Americans who suffer from this extreme fear of the water. Nick can't go near any body of water without breaking into a sweat. If he's tossed in the ocean or a pool by a bunch of pranksters, he immediately goes into a panic attack. Those who suffer from Hydrophobia have been known to drown in a shallow body of water they could have easily stood up and walked away from, the anxiety's that intense.

'Hydrophobia' revolves around the ghost of 60's beach movie starlet Karen Slater. When Karen's controlling Hollywood agent Don Bulaskyfinds out about her love affair with her Beach Bongo co-star, Rod Bigman (Nick's grandfather), her agent drowns her in a jealous rage. Overcome with grief DON seeks out the help of a local Jamaican witch doctor to bring his favorite beach movie starlet back to life.

There's only one problem. While what comes back resembles the beautiful Karen Slater, in voodoo mythology if a person dies a violent death, his or her soul returns as evil incarnate. In Karen's case, she's become a flesh-eating astral zombie residing in the pool of her old abandoned Malibu Beach house. Every spring Karen needs to feed on twelve poor souls so she can exist on this earthly plane for another year. And because she's an astral zombie, Karen can materialize anywhere in the house or pool area where there's water!

With the help of her keeper, Hollywood agent Bulasky, Karen lures a pair of college kids, who of course decide to throw a huge spring break pool party at her Malibu beach house! Being spring, it's feeding time again! To complicate matters, the protagonist, Nick, has a fear of the water so if he notices strange occurrences or claims to see weird stuff going on during the mayhem of the pool party, no one's going to believe him.

As the partygoers are knocked off one by one, Nick and his fun-loving dorm buddy Daryl don't realize what's going on – they're too preoccupied with getting laid! But when the girls (Alec & Cindy) that Nick & Daryl have their eyes on fall prey to Karen as they wade in the pool, Nick is forced to confront both his Hydrophobia and this flesh-eating creature who was once Karen Slater, the sexy 60's beach movie starlet Nick's idolized for years. As Nick's friends are about to find out in 'Hydrophobia', it's time to be afraid of the water ... again!

Waive Your Hands In The Air If You Think Your Country's The Best!

This Panda was in New York, where she did nothing but frequent sneaker boutiques and party on rooftops.

She did happen upon the West Indies Parade which is 1. The livest parade she's ever been to and 2. Haiti is apparently the best, because they were the loudest, and had the most people waiving their hands in the air.