Help! There's A She-Wolf In My Closet!

Apparently Shakira uses an Spanish-English dictionary to translate all of her songs personally. This explains why we are graced with gems like:

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

and

As every voice is hanging from the silence
Lamps are hanging from the ceiling
Like a lady tied to her manners
I'm tied up to this feeling

But it doesn't explain why this video is so amazing. I've never seen so many quasi-belly-dancing moves, ice-skating moves and exorcism moves in the same place at the same time!

Here's a translation for all you non-hispanoparlantes: