It's Been So Long...

Now that the tables have turned, Shotor is the busiest camel alive, with no job to speak of (OK, truth is she doesn't have internet.  Which is no excuse.  What year is she living in. 1981?). Meantime, I, the employed panda, have all the leisure time in the world. To read, embroider and practice ukelele; you know, the things that all civilized pandas should know how to do in order to catch a husband.

I've only time enough right now to tell you about snack salad.

I love snack salad.  For those of you who don't know, snack salad is essentially fried snap peas.  It claims to be BAKED but I find that the only thing greasier is the ham and cheese turnover from Acme Bakery.  At least we know what turns the bag clear in that scenario.  The oily oily cheese.  Mmmmmm.

Here is what snack salad has to say for itself:

Your Salad Never Got Such a Lift!

The pea has played an important role in dietary life and culture since the dawn of recorded history, and because of its nutritional value it has great potential for our dietary lives in the future.  We are expecting to see the continuing development of 'Snapea Crisps" as a delicate and tasty product which has taken advantage of the pea's original goodness, and we propose this product as a new type of snack.