Saturday, February 21, 2009

Ranger Fitted

As you may know, this panda is applying to become a park ranger.  It is common knowledge that panda's look pretty good in olive green and khaki so here are some ideas of what will be needed:
This is a spring look, patches not included.  Do you think they'll mind that this jacket is made for hunting? Note the extra padding on the right hand side.  Too bad this panda shoots left.



For winter pandas need a more substantial coat.  Perhaps something in waxed cotton?  It seems elementary that belts are a Ranger's friend, therefore a belted jacket? Genius!
Rangering demands a fair amount of walking, hiking, boat steering, horse-back riding and apparently ATV driving so a steady boot is in order.

For shirt perhaps a nice western in corresponding colors of course.  Mother of peal buttons only please, Pandas are a classy bunch and Rangers aren't too shabby themselves.  (Does that mean Panda Rangers have to be twice as nice?!)

 And last but not least, pantaloons.  Ideally this panda would love to wear some Argentine gaucho pants, but that may not go over great in this, the land of Lincoln. (Speaking of which, Happy Belated to Honest Abe and Darwin!  Same day!  Same age!) 

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