Franklin vs. Willett: Battle Royale 16th Century

Things Invented by Ben Franklin according to actual 3rd Graders:

Electricity

Light Bulb

Kites

Candles

Things He Really Invented:

Odometer

Franklin Stove, Flexible Catheter

Lightning Rod

Glass Armonica (Harmonica) 

Swim Fins

3-Wheel-Clock (Only had an hour hand, "Economical, but not quite practical" according to Franklin biographer Carl Van Doren)

                                 Library Chair/Step Stool (right)

Long Reach Device aka Grabber (Left)

Magic Squares (precursor to Sudoku?)

Services Established:

Street Lights

Paved Roads

Post Office

Fire Company

Insurance

                                 Library Company

Note: On this Ben Franklin FAQ (actual name) one FAQ is:

"Do I have Ben's Signature?

Franklin never identified himself as 'Ben.' His signature was 'B. Franklin.' To authenticate Franklin's signature you should contact the American Philosophical Society, Independence Natioal Historical Park, or The Library Company. All of these institutions are located in Philadelphia.

Things actual 3rd Graders Say About William Willett:

"Who?"

Things William Willett Invented:

"Daylight Savings Time"

I think the winner is clear.