Dossier

Name: Chinita Linda a.k.a. Captain Lavender

Associations: 1/2 of the infamous internet alliance Camelus Pandaluribus Unum

Hair: Assmetrical

Eyes: Good Lookin

Height: Under Contention

Spirit Animal: Panda

Favorite Color: Neon

Last Seen: With glazed over look in eyes, sneakers on brain.

WARNING! This fugitive is armed and dangerous. Will not hesitate to trample to attain neon Nylon dunks.