Fancy Potty Opportunities

Some might think that thoroughly washing one's junk after every trip to the john is a bit excessive. I, however, refuse to shmear my refuse (get it?!) For this reason, Benny and I purchased and attached this nifty hand-held bidet/chrome shattaf/muslim shower.



Once I start my fundraising efforts I will upgrade to this gorgeous bit of heaven known as the Toto Washlet. Chinita's big bro is already working with this and purchased one for the parents. So thoughtful. I had the pleasure of using chinita's bro's washlet the other day. I actually held my pee until I arrived at his location because I just couldn't to miss out on the occilating spray and heat dry. Other amenities include heated water, angled spray nossils, and a removable wall mounted remote.



Brilliant advertisement btw.



One typically does not associate public restrooms with cleanliness and luxury, but the first ever five star public toilet is about to open on April 27 in Hangzhou, China. For you bathroom aficionados, this might be old news. You might even have your tickets reserved.