I'm Late I'm Late For a Very Important Date!

Which is why I need this watch:

Jeremy Scott x Swatch

See the rest here

Toys Toys Toys

Eexcellent:

Wonderful:
Exquisite:


Exquisite Part II
Terrible:

This Is Why You Should Never Say No To Me

I'm warning you...

(Thanks boingboing)

Make a muppet

I wanted to make one that looked like me, but this was all I could come up with:

You can't tell that I am wearing furry cuffs as well.

Make your own here.

Nice Combo #2

Sheep's Knuckles

If I was the type of panda who was into toys, I would totally collect these.

Apparently these are based on a ancient game from Greece in which children used sheep knuckles. You throw them on the ground and you get points for their position when they land.

Then whoever has the most points wins! And gets to take one Crazy Bones (Crazy Bone?) from all the losers. But the most important thing is below:

After studying the website, here are my remaining questions:

1. Are they called Crazy Bones or Gogos?
2. How can some "fly faster" than others?
3. Who is this Gogo character?

Nice Combo

Phalange Glamonomics

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Easter Lamb Chop

Hooked On T-Phonics

Here's a fun proofreading activity for you:

Remember when you were a little kid and you made signs that you didn't plan out? Sometimes you forgot a letter, or even a whole word. Grammar was also questionable. Well that's what these Tea Party Posters are like.

Usually your posters made sense though, they had simple messages like, "Lemonade 5¢" 0r "Carwash" but these ones don't even do that.

Check out the whole Teabonics album on Flickr.

Current Obsession #3

As an artist, this panda is often asked, "What is your medium?" Until now the response has always had more to do with my immense dislike of painting—the act of doing it, not paintings themselves. However, it seems that this panda was very mistaken.

How does it look compared to the original? Way more awesome, you say? Well in that case, look what else you have in store:

"Native American Spirit" "Moonlit Swim"

"Frog Pile-Up" "Ocean Life"

"Zoo Montage" "Unicorn"

And these are just the new Paint By Numbers. Apparently, it was invented in 1948 although it seems to have pretty much stolen Leonardo da Vinci's method of teaching painting (he gave out numbered images to his students and directed them on what to paint where).

A little sleuthing on eBay revealed these vintage gems:

Wood Paint By Number

Oil Paint By Number

Zoo Paint By Number

They debuted in 1950 at $2.49 a piece and have since sparked a cultural debate: is this art? Well, I think you can judge for yourself.

Redecorating

Throw this up in any room. Too bad it's custom. Oh yeah, and it's flocked too.

My Kind of Hygeine

My Antchitect

Tell me you read:

Committment Part II

He's so stylish...permanently stylish.

Not so permanently? Where's the blood? Where's the irritation?
People on BoingBoing seem to think this is some kind of "viral marketing campaign." "For what?" you might ask. Apparently it's for RayBans which I guess I can see. Maybe pandas are just slow on the uptake. But I have to commend RayBan on finding a dude who actually looks like he would really get this tattoo.

Here is the eyeball tattoo video. Be forewarned; it is disgusting.

Also on BoingBoing, these comments:

Burger A Day

Day 1: Nikko's Cafe Shop

340 23rd Avenue, Oakland, CA(510) 533-1425

Point of Fashion: Diner
Yelp Invoked: Yes
Booths: Yes
Hobo Burger: Winner

A Note About Yelp: This panda is against it. Comments on websites can't be trusted. Have you ever looked at the comments on YouTube? At least the idiots who write those comments aren't trying to take themselves too seriously (or maybe they are?) but the Yelp personalities are extreme snobby snobs.


Update: Why aren't there more burger posts, you ask? Because this panda gave up after only 1 day. 7 days of burgers was a daunting task. Anyone feel up to the challenge?

Potter Musings

Best theme song. Ever. Though I'm a little disappointed it was not featured in We Are Wizards the documentary about Harry Potter fans across the country. It features a hilarious interview with Brad Neely of Cartoon Network fame, and also with wizard rock icons including Harry and the Potters and their counterparts; Draco and the Malfoys.


Also featured, The Hungarian Horntails (a brotherly duo of 4 and 7 years old), and Melissa Anelli who has since co-written a nonfiction work —with none other than J.K. Rowling herself, about the Harry Potter fan phenomenon. Heather Lawver also speaks about the boycott of all things Harry Potter (minus the books of course) during PotterWar. The only person representing any opposition to Harry Potter is Caryl Matrisciana, one of many who believe that the novels encourage an anti-Christian mentality. That side of the argument was underrepresented, but after all, it's a movie about fans. That said, I would love to see a movie about other non-believers.
Technical aspects of the movie were sometimes questionable, (several sound issues among other things) but the overall charm of the story is undeniable.

Right now you can stream the flick on Netflix Instant or you can find it for free on IMDB.

Shoeless Shoes

Though, as a panda, I am accustomed to wandering barefoot in the wild, you homoerecti may find that it is nearly impossible to walk in your urban jungle without the help of some sort of foot covering.

Especially when it comes to exercise, you humans have invented every kind of fitness shoe from the hideous MBT, the aptly dubbed "anti-shoe" (no self respecting humon would consider those atrocities acceptable in public), to the FitFlop, the flip flop that "energizes your body" and "makes you fit", to the running shoe.

Apparently around the time Nike invented itself and proposed the wedged heel to cushion impact, this style became all the rage. That was in 1972 and we are still using the same basic design today.

Enter barefoot simulation technology.Various shoe companies in the past few years decided that this design was outdated. You might think that in 37 years someone would have invented a different type of exercise shoe. But no, only in the last 5 years or so have these new types of shoes become available largely due to the extreme cushioning, and limiting range of motion that hinders a natural walking/running style in running shoes today. Groups such as ChiRunning, and books like Born to Run have sprung up questioning the use of large amounts of shock absorbency in shoes since the foot has evolved to be a shock absorber in itself. There is conflicting evidence that proves both that flatter soled shoes prevent foot problems and that traditional running shoes prevent foot problems though there does not seem to be any evidence proving that either type of shoe prevents injury. (Of course this is nearly impossible to study since factors would include amount of time warming up, previous injuries, stretching regimen, how in shape the runner is already, and running style—does the runner pronate? How much impact does the runner create when running...this one would be particularly hard to measure since runners have a greater impact in a more cushioned shoe so even the same runner would generate different results in the 2 different types of shoes...? etc etc etc.)

Enter the "anti-shoe." Galahad Clark (Yes, his name is Galahad!) of Clark's fame has collaborated with the people at Vibram (the italian shoe company that soles my Frye boots) to create a shoe that simulates being barefoot.

Admittedly, from the outset this concept seems like an oxymoron—an eighty-dollar shoe that makes you feel like you are not wearing shoes. But supposedly this new technology, which makes you look (and feel) like a new-wave ninja turtle, will help the wearer redevelop the various muscles of the foot that have fallen into disuse after s/he outgrew the barefoot stage of childhood. For most of you humonoids I would imagine it has been at least 20 years. You still seem skeptical.
For one thing, humons in the cave days did not have things like cement, flat ground and broken glass to deal with, thus creating an immediate problem. However, Vibram FiveFinger is offered up for use in such situations as rock-climbing, martial arts, running, surfing, and weight training so according to their thinking these types of petty obstacles should not pose any sort of problem for the wearer.
Another seemingly important detail is the relative life expectancy. Cave men and women lived to what, 35? They didn't have to worry about one set of knees and feet lasting them well into their 80s. Of course knee replacements and hip replacements are becoming more common by the year, but that's not much of a fall back plan. I will take healthy feet and knees any day over recovery time from multiple joint replacements. This makes me think of the mouse who was going to visit his grandmother—his car broke down, then his roller skates and finally he had to buy a new set of feet because those wore out from walking so much.
Still not convinced? Fear not, beloved readers, this panda has purchased the versy shoe in question and will be trying it out for the next 30 days. Expect regular updates about foot soreness, blisters and other scintillating tidbits.

My Halloween Costume

3 days is totally enough time to pull this off

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Soul Collection

Is it just this panda, or is it weird that a car company has a site called "Soul Collective" on which they feature various artists that are really cool?
Just heard the new Janelle Monae, and saw a video of the making of her new song, Come Alive (The War of The Roses) at Wonderland. But then at the end of the video there's this weird part where she, uncomfortably thanks Kia for being so cool to create this collective. The collective though just seems to be a random group of popular and fashionable people who don't even know each other. Is that really a collective?
Maybe it's this panda's hippy upbringing but I always thought that collectives were for artists who all worked at the same venue. Or at least they all worked together. Or something like that.
Also they seem to give away free concert tickets when you test drive their cars.
They're so hip.